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A trou pole is a cheap $20 fishing pole bought from the USMA PX with a pint of ben and jerrys bought from Grant Hall attached to the end of the fishing pole with the hope of luring in a female cadet.
Ben had an amazing trou pole going last night. He dangled the trou bucket in front of the trou chariot but of course he didnt catch any trou since they couldnt run fast enough to get to the bucket.
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1. A track and field event where one uses a fiberglass pole, momentum, strength, and technique in order to get over a crossbar{i.e. bar} at a certain height. One runs down a pole vault runway, plants the pole into the box while jumping off at the same time or a little earlier, goes into the air, inverts {or, flips upside-down}, and goes over the cross bar, and lands on the mat.
Note: If someone says the reason they do it is for the "hot chicks" {or something to that extent}, or one of the first things they say about it is they mention the hot girls, they aren't true pole vaulters.
I pole vault.
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The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.
(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!
(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
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(n.) an Alternian slang term for an exclamation point.
Bob: Shout pole!
Alice: ?
Johannes: SHUT THE F*CK UP!
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A pole that is actually short and stout, or wider than long. Sometimes called a Penis Pole.
Jack climbed over the Chodum Pole.
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A case often seen in shows like AFV and It Only Hurts When I Laugh, a ninja pole is a kind of pole of some sorts like a lamppost or street sign that you run into. You don't see it coming and you could've sworn it wasn't there, so when you walk along you ram into it and hilarity ensues.
I was walking down the street, minding my own business, then suddenly BAM! A fuckin' ninja pole got me!
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