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a noob is someone who claims to be excellent at a online game but proves to be nothing but crap
hey noob whats that crap you just published
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Commonly referring to a bad player in a videogame; especially poopscoop69420
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A noob usually has no skill in video games and will often hip fire with a shotgun in FPS. A noob can also be somebody who acts like they know what they are doing when they really dont
I did terrible during that round because of all the noobs that were playing.
Miley Cyrus is a total noob when it comes to twerking.
Freshman during the first week of highshool or college.
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Searching Google to find out how to use twitter
Dan was a noob as he was forced to search Google as he did not know what a "hashtag" was.
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A noob is a beginner in many categories, such as video games or such.They may begin in simple beginner games such as tutorials or tycoons, but often tend to enter very popular games such as Minecraft or ROBLOX.In this case, many older players, or veterans, will tell them to go away and constantly pester them.
Jake: Hey, I'm a beginning player. How do I get Admin here?
James: You can't get Admin here, you noob!
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A player in an online game who is new to the game and is not very good at it. There are many types of noobs, here are a few.
- Newb - Respectable, because they ask more experienced players for advice and tips so they can generally improve.
- n00b - An unskilled, annoying player who often resorts to cheap methods of gaining kills then expecting praise. Often accuses more experienced players of hacking because they suck. These are the worst type of noob.
Noobs will often ragequit games because they get extremely competitive and angry when they are beaten.
Noobs will also boast about their "skill", and rage when they are beaten by a more experienced player.
Noob - "Omg last night I got 94 kills ohhhhhh"
Experiencedplayer - (kills noob several times in a row)
Noob - "OMG HAX REPORTING"
Newb - "Hi. I'm kind of new. Can anyone give me a hand?"
Experiencedplayer - "Sure. Follow me and I'll teach you how to snipe."
Noob - "LOL NOOB U DONT KNOW HOW TO SNIPE
(newb headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG AIMBOT"
(noob spamming flamethrower to kill everyone in sight)
Noob - "come on you noobs pussies come out of spawn"
Experiencedplayer - "I would, except you're spamming with your flamethrower."
Noob - "LOL YOUR JUST A NOOB"
(experiencedplayer headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG HAX"
(noob ragequits)
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someone completely idiotic and new yet refuses any help from a professional.
speaks the internet language of what we call βnoobishβ, and is the hardest language to learn, for there is no class for it, unlike spanish class.
if beaten or if the advice is actually true, the noob shall point fingers at any random person that they are clearly inferior to. maybe the accused superior is the one who gave the advice, or someone not involved at all.
βnoobβ is complete opposite to a βnewbβ. unlike a noob, a newb is also a new player, but is willing to learn. the newb is more likely to be one of the kind professionals soon.
back to the noob, a noob then accuses a superior person as a religious ritual of self defense, for attention and especially for protesting their incredibly fragile self-esteem.
once the ritual obviously fails, they will perform the calling of fellow noobs to defend eachother and somehow gets higher chance of success. if it fails, again, they will cry and call the superior a meanie and make a hate account later on, most likely after their messy argument. they then might start to roleplay and make themselves look like they have special powers so that they could seem better and more powerful, making fellow noobs near the argument not want to belittle the roleplaying noob, however, normal common sensed players then change their views of the noob from a normal new person to a cringy roleplayer. occurance is common, so you will eventually know all.
examples of the language βnoobishβ :
0MG UGH $TFU U N003 1M PR0 AND UR N0T D0NT ANN0Y ME 0MG!!1773!1!!
examples of the said argument between someone giving advice and the noob:
EW N0 IM PR0 ANYWAYS S0 D0NT WASTE UR T1ME TALKING TO ME EWW!!!!!
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