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noop

slang word for the huge stash of porn every man has on his computer

dude, you got 300 vids of pron! lend me one bitch

by Captain Bluebear February 5, 2005


Noop

When you have to poop and start sweating, so you have to undress during the process of pooping. Making this a “nude - poop” or a noop.

I had a massive noop earlier.

by TheClevelandSteamer October 18, 2022


Noop

Having a quick power nap when you are pooping.

I was looking for my mate Conners and found him in the pub toilet having a noop.

by Mcnuggo May 7, 2022


Noops

The reverse of a 'spoon' cuddle, when you touched bums rather than the traditional 'spoon' cuddle

Let's have a noops before we go to sleep...

by NP99 February 15, 2022


Noop

The balls that form on your sweater after washing it when the instructions say dry clean only.

I can't wear this! Look at all the noop there is now! I shouldn't have washed it.

Look who cares if there is noop on your sweater? It is the cool look these days dude.

I just spent 20 minutes cutting the noop off my sweater and now the yarn is unraveling. Just like my life!

by Eiger April 15, 2010


noop

a noob who gives off derp vibes

"noop!"

by jzzt October 8, 2019


noop

Although some may believe the word “noop” is derived from the insult nincompoop, they are mistaken. It is clear that the word noop has a negative connotation, however, it will never be truly defined. Someone with nooopish qualities will become inherantly apparent overtime. In other words, when someone is a noop you will know Those with the name Paulina are often referred to as noops and, are often the seen as the paragon of the word.

Ugh! Did you see Paulina’s new post... SUCH A NOOP🦇

by smellis yk November 1, 2021