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The act of fucking a girl in the ass while having her hair tied in a noose around your neck, and having her legs wrapped around your ass
Mate1: How'd it go last night?
Mate2: Horrible.
Mate1: How so?
Mate2: I did the Anal Noose.
Mate1: The what?
Mate2: You don't want to know
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.
"THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."
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Chronic noosing syndrome
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Mark: Hey Floyd, see that girl over there?
Floyd: Yea?
Mark: She has a total Swamp Noose!
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A description of the state of being extremely hungover. Extreme state of hanging, emphasised by the comparison to the function of a noose
I drank soooo much last night and I'm absolutely dying today. I'm hanging like a noose
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When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.
'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'
*jumps into it*
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A person usually a female that is a killjoy/mojo sucker that usually makes most men want to tie a noose around their nutsack and hang themselves.
Geez, that Sandy is a real Nutsack Noose Wench....where's the damn rope?