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When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.
No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.
"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."
The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
Also known as a reverse 69. It is a 69 however the male is on top which creates a plunging effect into the mouth like a Norwegian whale dive. Alas the name Norwegian 69.
John didn't like having a b-hole on his nose so he performed a Norwegian 69.
When one person hang glides, and at the last second, drops from the hang glider and kicks the other person in the nuts.
Jon Norwegian nutstomped Jaden so hard that, sadly, he had to get his testacles amputated.
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Used in the Beatles album named "Rubber Soul"
It is assumed that the girl's house being sung about is made of Norwegian Wood.
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood.
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A term commonly attributed to the act of fellating a man as he passes stool.
I just made $6.oo giving Norwegian Carwashes in the bathroom of the gas station downtown.
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When you blow into a girl's mouth then shake her head around like a globe.
Susie was all dizzy after I gave her a Norwegian Snowglobe.
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