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Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.
This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.
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What one might say when another person makes you slightly(or considerably) annoyed.
You are standing in line and a lady screams at you to move to the back for her fair turn.
You reply with, "Bitch, I don't know your life!" and casually move to the back of the line.
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something that you don’t have like what the fuck. You could be sucking pussy right now and having a lot of sex but, you don’t have it.
“Bro do you have a social life?”
“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”
“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”
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A bottle of lube, a sock, and hentai
How is your sex life? Pretty good the hentai is good
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An insult/comeback only used by the evilness in the world (which is chavs) against emos
Jakky G:Errrrrrrrrr your face!!
Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrrr go home and sort your life out!!
Malakie (who gets fiddled by Jack A): HAHAHAHAHA!! Jack A your hilarious!!
Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Ok then take off your pants!!
Malakie who gets fiddled by Jack A): Ok
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trust me with your life not with your wife
trust me with your life not with your wife
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???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)