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When a Female ejaculates
Bean, being reference to the clitoris
Sneeze, being reference to the quivering, wet aftermath.
Do the math...
"How did it go with Stacey last night??"
"Not bad, i gave her head and she did a Bean Sneeze all over my face"
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The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.
Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?
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Women name their queefs too; for instance, we have the Sneezing Unicorn.
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A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.
After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"
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When you have explosive diarrhea and it blows all over the rim of the bowl and bottom of the toilet seat.
Just like a moose sneeze, the same thing happens out of your ass.
Adverb: the act of sneezing while simultaneously shitting your pants, brings shart-ing to the next level
Michelle:I have the beer shits and a cold what a shitty day
Chelsey: Oh no, you better be careful or you might just sneeze nasty
when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!
Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze
Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?