Up side down angle cake

When a chick shits on your face and you lick it then she has her period to mix with it then u cum on the shit and take turns eating it

try the Up side down angle cake

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Jumping up and down in muddy puddles

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.

Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

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up-down

when a person punches a woman's boob in an upward direction and then immediately downward. it hurts really bad

"ow i just got up-downed"

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Up-Down Shot

A two part shot, one part going down the other going up. You first snort out of the bottom nipple of a shot glass a combination of wild turkey and bacardi 151 followed by a standard shot of jack daniels. The result is a feeling never felt before of agony, excitement, and pride. Few are daring enough to accomplish the task of finishing this shot.

Up-Down Shot, snort a combination of bacardi 151 and wild turkey followed by a shot of jack daniels.

Up-Down Ratio

The ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down (or likes to dislikes) that everyone subconsciously calculates when glancing over items on this website or other websites with rated material to see if reading said item is even worth it.

"An up-down ratio of about 3.5, I'll definitely have to read this one!"

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bad up to down ratio

When someone adds a word or phrase that they think is funny, cool, and/or creative to Urban Dictionary, but end up getting humiliated when their term has more thumbs-downs than thumbs-ups.

Person 1: Yo broham, are you guna put that word on urban dictionary or not? Person 2: I would, but I'm too scared to get a bad up to down ratio.

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Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.

Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

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