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When Nim requests an orange and a sacrifice.
Nim, please don´t say ¨give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you¨
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Female shoes, pumps, boots, stilettos, designed to attract male attention
Fuck me pumps; fuck me shoes; follow me home boots, hence the expression "follow me home and fuck me's".
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Cash me inside, make me some tea
1. When you visit your friends often they know to make you a nice cup of English Tea when you come over.
2. When you have an argument or a fight with someone, however it is too cold outside for either of you to sort it out outside, so you stay inside.
Example :
1. " I'm coming over Niamh, it's just a 5 minute walk, do me a favour, Cash me inside, make me some tea".
2. " OH my God how dare you talk about my mother like that you cow, it's -5°c out there ! So Cash me inside, make me some tea!!"
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When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence
When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.
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Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!
when everything is so fucked up.
Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn
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Expression or exclamation used when being suddenly surprised or overwhelmed with something unexpected
"Hey dude, check out the babe at that table! I swear, she's got the most perfect set of breasticles I've ever seen!"
"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"
"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"
"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"
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