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A well-intentioned president who, contrary to what the disaffected right-wing would have us believe, has actually made many accomplishments despite the craptacular state of affairs he inherited from his predecessor.
A president who (perhaps unjustifiably) has made sincere efforts at bipartisanship despite the unrelenting barrage of lies and bullshit from the right-wing attack machine who's only goal is to tear down his presidency at all costs, and the outright refusal of congressional republiturds to consider any of his ideas, even if said ideas originally garnered bipartisan support.
Notable accomplishments include:
Passage of the controversial stimulus act, which despite it's flaws, helped to curb job loss, improved our infrastructure, and saved many state governments from going bankrupt. Most economists believe we would be worse off without it.
Helped turn the economy around (the Dow was only in the 6000s when Obama took office)
Ordered the strike that killed Bin Laden, and implemented the drone strike policy that killed Bin Ladin's number two man and sent Al Qaeda running.
Passed health care reform, something many presidents have tried to do and failed. While it could have done more to bring down costs and less to appease the insurance industry, it was the best we could get in today's political climate, and it does bring America closer to the developed world in terms of health care.
And to the losers who are messing up the votes on the Obama defs, kindly fuck off and get a life.
To everyone else: don't believe any of the vote totals on these pages. They are being hacked! Yesterday, Obama-hating def 6189985 written by Star Destroyer 2 had 15 thumbs down and 0 up. Today (as of this writing) it magically has 60 thumbs up!! Likewise, def 6183602 written by coffee_lover had 16 thumbs up and 0 down, until today. Now it's 16 up and 47 down. I smell a Kochroach.
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obama- (adjective) is a word meaning good in essence. It can be used to describe something in a positive manner. Can be substituted for any word such as: awesome, cool, fly, kick ass.
"Mom can you make that pasta dish we had last week, it was obama"
"Hey Jeff those new kicks you have are obama"
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An african american man running for president of the USA. He is runnin in the democratic seat against other democrats such as hillary clinton and john edwards.
If Barack Obama wins he will be the first black US president!
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The next president of the United States. Barack Obama represents what is right in America, he keeps our dreams alive even in these tought times. Obama kicks ass, Hillary's ass, Mc Cain's ass, and all the assholes in Washington.
Hillary's been Obama'd in the Democratic Primary.
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Ever since Obama got elected more people have been smiling
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A general feeling of euphoria in the human body, most often experienced after a traumatic event is over and change is on its way. Do not be fooled by regular euphoria, having an Obama occurs only after the most extreme events.
Citizens of the USA all had a feeling of Obama after Barack won his first term as president.
I had an extreme case of Obama after I took a huge shit.
While I was pounding the shit out of her ass, we both experienced an Obama as we experienced simultaneous orgasms.
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A word, which can be a noun or a verb, to mean change, or improvement. To make something better. Or to be a change, or an improvement.
verb: to fix, to change, to improve
noun: change, fix, improvement
verb:
to fix: The plumber tried to obama the toilet.
to change: When passing another car, you should use your blinker before you obama lanes.
to improve: If you have poor vision, wearing glasses will obama your eyesight.
noun:
fix: A drug addict can't wait until his/her next obama.
change: Do you have obama for this $100 bill?
improvement: What was that sitcom in the '90s with Tim Allen? He played the host of a show called Tool Time with Al, who always said, "I don't think so Tim." Oh yeah, was it called Home Obama?
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