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This day is commonly knows as Halloween, where children dress up as scary costumes or cosplay characters. Kids go knock on other people’s doors and usually say “Trick or Treat!” Getting candy from the people who give out candy. Also people who are born on this day a rarely but sometimes referred to demon semen. Including me.
“What’s on October 31st?”
“Halloween dummy! Everyone knows that! Also it’s my birthday”
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The day the baddest, hottest, and coolest bitches on earth were born.
Today is halloween right? No you idiot October 31st is the baddest bitches birthdays smh... happy birthday to all the bad bitches out there!
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"its halloween" oh stfu its my fucking birthday man
guy 1 - oh u know what day it is?
guy 2 - yeah its october 31, halloween!
guy 1 - but u know whats better than halloween? MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
(srry for this people always forget my bday bc of halloween)
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The day My Chemical Romance announced their long awaited reunion
I cried tears of joy when MCR announced their reunion on October 31 2019!
On October 31 of every year you must slap a person's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Its national slap ass day. Don’t forget to slap someone's ass ! Big, small, or thicc just slap it
Bro why did you slap my ass
Its october 31 national slap ass day
Oh
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October 31 is the national creampie day! Make a creampie with your gf
BF: Hey babe <3
GF: Hey :)
BF: You know whats going to happen tonight its October 31 National creampie day ;)
GF: Oh yeah! :* im so excited for the creampie ;)
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A month where you do absolutely nothing besides your normal monthly routine.
Ryan: Hey Kim you know what month it is right??
Kim: Spooky seazon!!!
Ryan: No it’s slap ass month..
Kim: I hate you..
Ryan: It’s October 1-31 slap ass month
Kim:nooooo
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