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The day where a child born with the true powers of calamity was born.
Doctor: miss, you child was born on August 29th.
Mother: I know, everything he touches breaks
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The day that the most pulchritudinous, hottest, sweetest, prettiest, coolest, smartest, most baddest bitches are born. If you know someone born on this day then get them the moon or a piece of the moon if all possible and marry them ASAP! 💚
If she was born on April 29th, you better get a ring on that bitches finger ASAP!
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The best day ever because youngbungo was born on this day.aug 29
Aug 29 is the birthday to hot nice and humble people.
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The most beautiful men are born on this day and are the nices people ever
People born on 29 April are the best people alive
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the literal most dumb intelligent person ever. like math smart but not life smart. anyone born on this day is like guaranteed lazy - the type of person to just not show up to work for no reason.
nah she’s born March 29 she ain’t showing up
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National be nice to your girlfriend day
The day where you show your appreciation to her, and give her the upmost respect and affection
Dude!! You should give your girl flowers, it’s May 29
Or
Man, don’t be so mean to Jessica, it’s national be nice to your girlfriend day
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