I just got back from an extended vacation and my wife was knocked up.
Myspace Vacation
When you plan on taking 2-5 days off of Myspace
I'm taking a Myspace Vacation for a while
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A cheap domestic beer (originally a Pabst Blue Ribbon) that is ordered with a slice of lime.
Bartender: What can I get ya?
Don Strizzle: I'll have two Rednecks On Vacation.
Bartender: Super, what the fuck is a Redneck on Vacation?
Don Strizzle: two PBR's with lime
Bartender: OH, PBR with fruit; great idea. Two fifty, douche bag.
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Leaving the Walmart parking lot where you live to enjoy the open air under the freeway bridge.
On vacation I missed the convenience of the bathroom facilities where I live.
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A permanent vacation occurs when an employee decides their vacation away from the company will indeed be permanent. This term coincides with the term "permanent break," simply being when an employee doesn't come back from break.
"It doesn't look like Eduardo will be coming back to work from his vacation. Looks like it was a permanent vacation for him."
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When a normally clean shaven fellow lets his facial hair grow the entire week he is on vacation in an attempt to see:
A) How long it will grow
B) How long he will last before it itches so much he has to shave it off
A) Ben was very proud of his vacation beard that he kept until monday morning before his first day back at work.
B) Ben's vacation beard only lasted until Thursday, when the itching became too much and he had to shave it off.
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The act of lowering your hook up standards while on vacation. Similar to beer goggles and generally they go hand in hand.
I can't believe I hooked up with that fat Jamaican guy. I totally had on my vacation goggles.
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