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When your doing anal and a mans penis gets stuck inside
I was hitting it from behind and then her ass turned out to be a glue hole
When a male is denied intercourse, once the woman falls asleep, the male then begins to masturbate, once he’s ready to ejaculate he proceeds to spread the woman’s buttcheek’s and ejaculates between her buttcheeks causing a superglue like seal.
last night my girl wouldn’t put out, so i applied some sleepy glue to her ass.
elemers glue is the adhesive-like substance commonly found on poorly cared for motel bedspreads, between the pages of your fathers pornographic magazines, or on the keyboard of an intense gamer. it is usually white and hard and difficult to clean. when combined with a Slug Trail it will transform into Elmers Mayo
isabelle: ew adrian what is that on your keyboard
adrian: sorry i was up late studying last night and got bored
isabelle: your elmers glue made the shift key stick down and now the popup for sticky keys wont go away!
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A place where horses, dogs, cats, and other pets are made into glue when they die :D
John's dog went to the glue factory (died) yesterday :(
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Semen, cum, ejac! Used as an explanation to describe spunk when cornered!
Dad, Mum said that white stuff on the sheets was Daddy Glue - what's that?
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Some boss ass weed. Taken from the "santa clause is commin to the getto" song by Snoop Dogg.
"On the first day of Christmas, my homeboy gave to me, a sack of that crazy glue and told me to smoke it up slowly."
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Semen that has dried and holds the pussy lips closed
I filled Sarah up last night and the damn sex glue closed her down for a week.
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