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One who hassles for child support.
That chick you banged when you were drunk and forgot to bag it.
My babys momma is bringing my kid over today. I gave in and banged my baby momma last night.
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A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.
This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.
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A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.
1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.
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These days it is most oftenly used as an answer to a stupid question or when someone asks what someone or something unsightly is.
"Hey, what is that dirty thing down there?"
"That's yo momma."
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A Skillet Momma is a girl who is VERY, VERY, "White" who is trying to act Gangsta.Started by a Girl, and 2 guys who she was rapping with.They proceded to add "Skillet Daddy" and "Skillet Broda."
"Yo, dat girl is one hot Skillet Momma!"
"Dat girl is such a big ,fat Skillet Momma!"
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This is used when a dude is tryna holla at a girl. Instead of using her name or trying to figure out what it is he just says hey Lil Momma.
Saying "Hey Lil Momma let me holla at you."
Instead of "Hi my name is Lamar and you are.....?"
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Extremely over sized lady/or thing.
Dam, shes a biggggg momma.
or
or to a big burger/big chair.
Dam this is a big momma.
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