Yacht Rock

Yacht rock is cheesy pop rock music from the 80s and 90s. Artists like Michael McDonald, Kenny G, Stevie Nicks, Toto and a host of other similar bands comprise artists who performed this music. Think of dudes in their 50s cruising the harbor and snorting cocaine on their yachts blasting Kenny G and you will be able to picture those who enjoy yacht rock

I saw Billy's dad out in Newport Beach the other day cranking out some yacht rock. It made me want to vomit a shade of teal blue puke

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yacht ho's

Young attractive female or handsome male who lurks around yacht clubs and boating venues trying to set the hook into big daddy Rolex.

Aimee the typical voluptuous and well endowed yacht ho asked kindly if she might handle the block and tackle duties on John Rolex's main mizzen mast. Yacht ho's like Amanda the snake charmer were already in the old mans boat hold pumping out his bilges.

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Yittin’ on the Yacht

To yit on the yacht is to intrude on someone, mess with someones things, yeeting, fighting something.

Man that guy yitted on my yacht so hard last night.
I got a new car, so don’t be Yittin’ on the Yacht.

There’s a bunch of yitters over there trying to yit on my yacht
Don’t be yittin on my yacht

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Motor Yachting

The same concept of motor boating, but down under

After a week at the Boat Show, we upgraded to "Motor Yachting"

What's that?

Oh, its like motor boating, BUT DOWN UDA!!!!

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Redneck Yacht

A canoe

Austin: Hey y'all! Wanna take a ride on my redneck yacht?

Junebug: Bruh, that's just a fucking canoe.

Austin: Never said it was fancy.

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land yacht

A large, luxury sport utility vehicle

I almost got hit by a yuppie driving a land yacht

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yacht racing

Any activity that causes the viewer to lapse into a slack-jawed, drooling coma from sheer boredom.

Dave: How's that Economics class working out?

Bill: It's yacht racing, man, yacht racing.

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