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So totally and completely awesome, that there is no question or denying the fact that whatever has this quality is so cool nothing they do is wrong or in any way un-cool. (Used often when somebody does something stupid, so as to focus on the irony of your stating it.)
Kelly: "omfg, i like so totally just tripped over air right there! hahaha!"
Danielle: "Oh my god, girl, you are so frickin' ONION!"
*both laugh*
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A little shit probably designed to make you cry. Makes your breath smell bad and so much more. Why do these exist, you say? Even Steven hawking couldn't figure that out before he died
Onions every year are abusing humans by making them cry. ASSUAULT!
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BRISBANE ONION TUTORIAL.
Onion: a girl who will let you put anything anywhere for any amount of drugs, usually a wash will do.
SWEET ONION- An onion who thinks shes a princess and believes that anyone actually cares. (Aka in denial onion)
CRUSHED ONION- Just dont go there.. its smashed.
RED ONION-
Brissie top shelf onion. Knows her shit. You start crying before you even start to peel back the layers. Usually go by the name of disgrace....
"God that disgrace is no ordinary onion, shes got layers"
PICKLED ONION- An onion that got more than a wash bag. *beware* these onions are smarter than they look... cause someone gave in.
Man 1: I love onions
Man 2: which kind do you prefer
Man 1: the cheapest kind
Man 1: that disgrace is so much more than just one single onion"
Man 2: "yeah shes a whole sack"
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A prank played on a sleeping individual. While the victim is slumbering on his back, the prankster pulls down his pants and sits on his victim's face. The goal is for the prankster's asshole to rest on the bridge of his victim's nose.
Guy 1: "Why is Jimmy so pissed?"
Guy 2: "He fell asleep, so I gave him the onion."
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non-pc word for a person from inda because they always smell like onions
I walked into Lisa's apartment and was immediately overwhelmed by the smell of the onions in the apartment upstairs.
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