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Bradford, Ontario

A small town in southern Ontario which is likely the most boring place you will ever go. Not somewhere you want to live under any circumstances.

Wow, watching paint dry is almost as boring as living in Bradford, Ontario!

by Goose9 February 11, 2016

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Toledo, Ontario

Otherwise known as tittie city!

Wow i can't wait to go to Toledo, Ontario! You mean Tittie City?

by BoonsBod April 11, 2013

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ontario mills

it was the place to be if you lived in the inland empire....before victoria gardens came. it's just a ghetto place filled with outlet stores where the people are gross and rude.

ew. you went to ontario mills?

by Desiree Jones November 7, 2007

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Harley, Ontario

Drive South of Brantford until you hit what seems to be the dirtiest hick town hole youve ever seen (Burford) and keep goin' until you've past that and hit an even smaller, even hickier, even dirtier town than that one (if thats possible). Once you get there you know you've reached the town of Harley and I suggest you turn around and leave immediately. Harley is the butt hole of the entire world.

Wanna go mailboxin in Harley, Ontario man!? Ya man that place is a Dump!

by scotlander1 April 6, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kitchener, Ontario

City full of thots, crackheads, fuckboiis, stupid ass hoes , waste ass SoundCloud rappers and gold diggers.

Things you can do for fun in Kitchener be a part of the staggering number of teenage girls being impregnated by their boyfriends. And get get high.

Education consists of skipping class to be a thot.

Overall Kitchener is a swell place with a fast growing population ;)

Come to Kitchener, Ontario if you like Costco and kids.

by CuckMasterPro July 25, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Keene, Ontario

Keene is a small city outside of Peterborough, Ontario, about 500 people or more as population it has one main street and subdivisions, there is also Indian River where you can drop off your boat and you can go swimming or fishing and we have Serpents Mounds family camp ground next to Rice Lake. There is also a general store, restaurant and a credit union and arena and even a liquour store for the people that like to drink and don't have to Peterborough you can get it here. But Keene is a nice, small country town and quiet here.

Keene, Ontario
Keene Christmas Parade
Pumpkin Festival

the Plowing Match(2006)
Located near Peterborough and close to Rice Lake

by PrideLand December 12, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Waterloo, Ontario

A bustling, expanding town in south-western Ontario known for the Blackberry and two Universities, the University of Waterloo and Wilfred Laurier University as well as Conestoga College. There are plenty of things to do, like go clubbing or paint-balling with friends. It is common to see large groups of university students around Waterloo. There are activities and events for everything and everyone in Waterloo! Don't miss out on Oktoberfest!

Hey dude, how was last night?
Fantastic! I was chilling with my friends in Waterloo, Ontario. We stopped for pizza and then we went paint-balling!
Did you win?
Yeah, but I've got bruises the size of goose eggs dude.
Rad
Totes

by ShastaX June 22, 2011

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