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A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.
Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?
Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.
Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.
I say we go glass option on these hodgy bastards.
your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.
Guy1: Dude, you are friends with some bitties!
Guy2: Yeah, they are my stalk options.
Driving down middle of both lanes due to the empty road.
What are you doing bro? You’re in the middle of the road?!
Yeah I’ve got lane option nobody’s out here.
To use someone of lesser quality, male or female to get experience of getting off with that person, before moving onto the more experienced. The said experience option is often pleased of the attention and helps the inexperienced to perfect their technique
Man1: I hear you've been getting off with that right mong
Man2: Yeah but she's just my experience option
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To kill yourself. To commite suicide. To pick the last choice available to you. Scantrons, which are bubble sheets used for tests and exams, come with five options. Option E is usually reserved as being the last possible answer to a problem.
My girlfriend dumped me, I've got no money, my dog died, and the world sucks. Fuck it, there's always Option E.
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When a public official resigns, to avoid criminal prosecution for misdeeds committed in office.
"Hey, I'm behind in my payments to the water department, and I'm here to...ahhh...contribute to the councilman's re-election campaign. Is he here?"
"What, haven't you heard? The feds were after him, so he took the Youngstown Option."
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