When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.
Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”
Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”
An ostrich that is either horny or under a blanket
That person is a cozy ostrich today.
Snow ostriches are a creature that is linked with the youkol tribe. The appearance of a snow ostrich is like a mammoth and a dodo crossbreed. Snow ostriches are used as housing, by putting a small wodden tent on it. They migrate to yakasthan to make babies and they have a sacred road that also the youkols follow.
Look at the youkol riding a snow ostrich.
That snow ostrich has a big house on it.
Those choosing to ignore the current overwhelming facts presented and keep supporting a campaign due to historical preference.
My father is an ostrich voter, he keeps blindly supporting Mrs. XXXX even though the facts indicate she has committed heinous deeds verified by the media and other sources.
An orgy in which you bury your face in the ass of other participants(like a ostrich buries it head in sand)
Dude i got invited to this ostrich orgy!
did you go?
no those things are sick!!
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Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.
It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.
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Major world insatbility and poverty that will lead to the 'trivializing' of TV news' coverage as 'water wars', 'climate wars' would lead all humanity into riots and all-encompassing chaos!
Apocophilia is a name befitting journalists who keep talking about the upcoming 'Ostrich Years' (2008-2012), that would usher the End.
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