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The weirdest japanese movie ever
Person one: dude have you seen 964 Pinocchio?
Person two: yeah, that shits weird
New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.
A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her
Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"
The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.
"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila
The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.
Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.
Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.
I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
A girl or guy that has a really big nose, either because of genes, or because they lie too much. Other word for them can be: Pino, Pinocone, Pinny, Big Nose, Liar Liar, Big Ass Genes 🤥
Yo Pinocchio help me out?
Yo Pino stop lieing!
Your such a liar, it shows you know?!
Yo Pinny get it reduced when your older a'ite?
Hey Big Nose, what smells?
Yao got big ass genes!
**People we use them against are Bella, Lacey and Miss Wilks
Shaving eyes into your pubic hair and whenever you have an erection, you accept that you’re lying to yourself and you are actually attracted to the other sex.
I’m confused sexually after listening to my Pinocchio.