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A phrase used in general disgust
A person whose actions no one likes
Don't be a soggy poptart, no one likes a soggy poptart.
You, soggy poptart!
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A fine person for being a Jew. Not dumb like Zekrom though. Makes memes and is the only active Proto support.
John: Hey you know about Dr. Poptart?
Smith: Yeah they're fine for being a Jew.
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You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.
Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart
Someone who eats many poptarts or has sexual acts with poptarts.
They are such poptart sluts. Did you see what they were doing yesterday?
A game where you pass around a poptart and wipe your ass with it. If the poptart breaks while you’re wiping, you have to eat it.
Yo Chris and I are going to play shitty poptart tonight, you down?
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When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.
Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.
Where one takes a strawberry Poptart and sticks it in between the ass cheeks of an obese Russian woman, once it has become "golden brown" and warm one consumes it.
My toaster broke so i couldn't heat my poptart, luckily my Russian aunt was over so i was able to make a Russian Poptart which tasted equally delicious.
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