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Name PTSD is when you cringe at the sound of a name because of past experiences with someone of that name. Mild cases you will cringe at the name but not be too bothered.
Severe cases can cause emotional distress and even lead you to avoid people of that name.
I just met someone with the same name as my ex and I couldn’t even talk to them… I think I have name PTSD.
When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.
Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?
Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.
Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.
Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.
Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.
-Have a trauma against catfished by a man that posing as woman
-have a trauma over being gaslight or manipulated by a certain person that actually doing a bad shit
-feeling dishonored after facing that person have traits like two above
Joy PTSD give me bad vibes yoooo......
Ugh I just got Joy PTSD, don’t joke about it
Don’t make me do something to you that will make you feel joy PTSD
Getting ptsd from seeing a previous persons shit in a toilet.
“Damn I just used the shitter and saw the nastiest log ever….pretty sure I have shit ptsd now.”
“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”
A type of Trauma that you get from watching Adrasdea's SHIT videos.
Adrasdea insists that this is NOT the same as Complex PTSD and anyone who says otherwise (including medical professionals) are wrong!
"Daddy, I got Compound PTSD from watching Adrasdia!"