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Crisp packets

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form

The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!

by Lexicostatistical March 10, 2021

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Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.

Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.

by Grand Kylmax June 9, 2010

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spice packet

verb: to exploit loop holes in an assignment, i.e. find the way to maximize the grade or performance review with the least amount of work.

Answering "no" to the first part of a two part question to avoid answering the second part, e.g.

Do you agree with the choice that was made? If, Yes then explain why.

Answer: No

"They really spice packeted that one"

Derived from T-Bone's development of the Super Spice Packet for their Product Planning course. Interviews consisted of wives, and the prototype was a piece of paper taped together

by Tyrone Bone November 7, 2007

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packet pussy

womans bad dream, best wish, and wildest fan

packet pussy-plastic vagina,

by Dakota S July 24, 2006

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mustard packet

A condom

I need to wrap up my dick pass me a mustard packet

by Joel the VI February 27, 2016

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packet of three

a speed ball, the heroin is wrapped in one packet, the cocaine is wrapped in the second packet, and they are wrapped together with a rectangular paper "junky fold", with one end fitting into another.

"You got the stuff on you?"
"Yeah, I got it planted, in a junky fold, a packet of three"
(credited to William S. Burroughs)

by clarie April 25, 2008

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yeast packet

refers to anything you could want it to be. no definite description. could involve an infection or just a random item.

Derek has several yeast packets under his pillow. he keeps them for good luck.

Niki's yeast packets make me itch.

i asked Hollie for a yeast packet but she gave me ketchup.

by yeasterbunny69 December 12, 2011

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