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a general request to have no "panking" in the vicinity of one's "tong pound."
While sitting on the couch with friends someone may decide to pank your tong pound it is appropriate to respond accordingly with don't pank on my tong pound.
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Masturbating to porn that you have uploaded to your I-Pod video or similar device
(See definition of I-Pank)
A term used instead of the word "pussy", "baby" or "chicken" when describing a person who lacks; courage, strong sense of self, overly fearful or is a "whimp".
The acronym: P (pussy), A (ass), N (nerd), K (kid) is quite sufficient.
Tallen is such a pank! His girlfriend said he couldn't go out with the boys tonight! Now he's stuck watching "Beaches" with her and her mom again!
"I don't feel comfortable taking my mom's car. I don't want to get into trouble!" said Mason "DUDE, stop being a fucking PANK and grow some balls!"
Smelling a man's genitals from outside their underwear.
Usually used in the phrase "hanky panky" which suggests someone is about to have intercourse.
"That anime sure had the protagonist and the antagonist doing the hanky panky"
"Do you want to pank a little bit before the rest of our friends come back from the club?"
"Greg, come over here so we can pank"
Sex, or the act of sexual intercourse.
Dude, I was givin' my girl major pank-panks last night.
When you and your bro tag team a married couple and make them scream louder than they make each other scream. Typically culminates in large amounts of sperm covering the married couple who are left quaking on the bed.
Example 1:
“Dude…fist bump…we just hanky panked the shit out of that couple”
“I know, they’ll be cleaning up those loads for a week. Wanna grab some grub? I could go ice cream from the rite aid”
Example 2:
“Dude this couple wants us to hanky pank them tonight, but I’m kind of in the mood for a blow job”
“It’s cool man, it still counts if you cum their faces instead.”