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Ninja Parade

Ninja Parade? What is a Ninja Parade???

Samantha: Did you hear about the Ninja Parade yesterday?

Joe: No

No one hears about the Ninja Parade

by Drew-bie September 14, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grenade Parade

The plural of the term Grenade, meaning a large group of unattractive, sometimes overweight, women. Usually found in clubs, the Grenade Parade has caused at least 3,000,000,000 (3 Billion) casualties in the world of clubbing. Usually one Grenade escapes the pack and makes it's way to the bar, it then waits for it's prey to ingest the required amount of alcohol before sweeping in and bringing their prey back to their Den to feed.

Chuck: Hey dude, do ya think I'll be able to pick up a hot one in that group?
Jim: Don't bother dude. I checked and all I see is a Grenade Parade

by Zackastors September 28, 2010

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Pride Parade

When several males are in a social environment that is better suited for mixed company, see Sausage Fest

Mike: All the girls left my fancy hot tub party
Paul: Well, now I'm leaving the pride parade

by Justin Tense December 2, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pride Parade

A parade that is trying make LGBT seem normal. But at the same time has sex as it's vocial point. Even though that is a small action that we do in life. Most of us common LGBT want just be able to get a job, go home, eat with our partner, hold hands with our partner in public, snuggle, even a kiss on a check (Not normal in America but it's normal in Europe). But no keep telling me how there will be less hate when we alow people walk in jockstraps or fully nude or just twerk in the street. Granted some people will say it's a place to "let our hair down". Ok but no need with our pants down. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT OK IT'S TACKY AF AND GROSS AF.

I saw people in jock straps with but plugs to cover there ass hole at the pride parade.
And I am suppose to be shock why people are anti-LGBT when this airs on live TV?

by Facts hurt thy February 6, 2022

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poon parade

An all-singing, all-dancing parade of all things vagina. those involved are, of course, almost all women. usually occurs when Nicholas Sparks releases a book, or when there is a sale at a JCPenney, Macy's, etc...Mosh pit-like atmosphere can ensue if sale is over 25% off.

"Dude, the entrance at JCPenney was packed today...total poon parade, must've been a sale there."

by boxhead5 September 28, 2009


parade of failure

a public, ongoing, spectacular display of ineptitude.

Working corporate retail, you will be treated to a seemingly endless parade of failure.

The parade of failure which constituted Warren G Harding's term as US president in the early 1920s has endowed him with an undesirable title of Maybe Worst President Ever.

by staggosaurus December 7, 2010


parade head

Someone with a giant head.

Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.

Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.

by cut the cards January 18, 2023