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Ninja Parade? What is a Ninja Parade???
Samantha: Did you hear about the Ninja Parade yesterday?
Joe: No
No one hears about the Ninja Parade
The plural of the term Grenade, meaning a large group of unattractive, sometimes overweight, women. Usually found in clubs, the Grenade Parade has caused at least 3,000,000,000 (3 Billion) casualties in the world of clubbing. Usually one Grenade escapes the pack and makes it's way to the bar, it then waits for it's prey to ingest the required amount of alcohol before sweeping in and bringing their prey back to their Den to feed.
Chuck: Hey dude, do ya think I'll be able to pick up a hot one in that group?
Jim: Don't bother dude. I checked and all I see is a Grenade Parade
When several males are in a social environment that is better suited for mixed company, see Sausage Fest
Mike: All the girls left my fancy hot tub party
Paul: Well, now I'm leaving the pride parade
A parade that is trying make LGBT seem normal. But at the same time has sex as it's vocial point. Even though that is a small action that we do in life. Most of us common LGBT want just be able to get a job, go home, eat with our partner, hold hands with our partner in public, snuggle, even a kiss on a check (Not normal in America but it's normal in Europe). But no keep telling me how there will be less hate when we alow people walk in jockstraps or fully nude or just twerk in the street. Granted some people will say it's a place to "let our hair down". Ok but no need with our pants down. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT OK IT'S TACKY AF AND GROSS AF.
I saw people in jock straps with but plugs to cover there ass hole at the pride parade.
And I am suppose to be shock why people are anti-LGBT when this airs on live TV?
A parade in celebration of brownies where copious amounts of Titos is consumed and the only laugh allowed is a slow "huh-huh"!
Unsure if this is a real event or a figment of a schizophrenic episode.
Roberto on a phone call, "Do you have da Titos for the Brownie Parade *huh-huh*?"
John, "Is Roberto off his medication again?"
Wanking more than 3 times in night, usually while maintaining nudity.
Last Thursday i was bored while home alone so i decided to have a wank parade to pass time
An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate
Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.