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As a parent

I am surprised that this is not defined here yet. It is a popular phrase that parents use to make their opinions seem especially important, even when discussing matters that have absolutely nothing to do with children and parenting. This is done under the delusion that being a mother or father will automatically make their comments more respected by others.

"As a parent, I feel that the crispy M&Ms were better than the pretzel ones."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."

by Anne1203 October 7, 2013

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


parents

the people who will find any reason to ground you.

i got grounded for coming home. i also got grounded for getting A. honor roll. what the hell!!! my parents suck!!!

by tacoguyrules May 13, 2010

44πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


parents

The ones who you will love as kids, hate as teens and miss as adults.

I will always love my parents.

by Heyyohh May 14, 2012

32πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


parents

Most parents are stupid fucks, but the fact is that your future is their future. They are trying to live your life in a way and the best thing you could do in life is make yourself and your parents proud and or satisfied. When you become older your life starts to stabalise more so theres no future to work for, thats when people take kids, so they can help them to get into the world.

The problem is that most parents Ive met are exeggerating it all.. like why the fuck would you take away someones computer if he or she is checking out some porn

but thats standard for people I guess.. so the best thing you could do in that situation is just sit down and talk with them and come to a conclusion, its normally reasonable for both parties. Except of course if your parents are absolutely insane, and then Id get some professional attension since then you got a serious problem

Seriously, kids and parents gotto live together so you must be able to come to some reasoning together

Oh and also, as a kid you get angry for no real reason, just think about that one

"My mommie says your mommie is a bitch"

by xilliah August 23, 2005

237πŸ‘ 151πŸ‘Ž


Parent

noun- people that talk too much when you are trying to leave

Can I go now? Gosh! Your being such a parent

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

29πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Parenting

Making sure at all times your kids are successfully beaten.

"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."

by David Kline May 14, 2004

65πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Parenting

A word parents use to describe to their kids so they can manipulate their kids. Usually parents that use this word are control freaks.

It’s called parenting, Look it up.

by YungHumor November 28, 2018

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