Parker

People who are Parkers are just hot. Like pound me into a mattress hot. Like slam me into a door and fuck the shout of me hot you know. So, just let a parker fuck you :)

Love, Parker is so great in bed. He slammed me into the mattress and pounded me HARD.

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Parker

beat gay best friend ever!

"omg I am so happy I have Parker to talk about boys butts with"

Parker

A very hot and sexy guy

Parker is the hottest person and the coolest person I know

Parker

Parker’s the type of guy to dry hump a dog for talent show in the 3rd grade

“HEY LOOK ITS PARKER DRY HUMPING THAT POOR POOR DOG”

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parker

sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it

*sticks finger in ass* PARKER!
oh man, i just got parkered!

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parker

Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean

That is a parker over there

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Parker

Likes Pizza Hut bathrooms

Parker why are you in the bathroom

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