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jessica parsons

jessica parsons is the best person ever

i love jessica parsons

by notjessica January 4, 2022


forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015


alex parsons

awsome dude with a big ego and dick

ur mom gay says alex parsons

by cianisafag March 7, 2018


Brian Parson

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.

I LOVE BABYGIRL BRIAN PARSON! HES SO BABYGIRLL.

by straight pisces March 20, 2024


Parsonal

THe* personal influence and communal influentze and pervsuasion* of 'Church doctrines inimical to Life' upon people and Peoples.

One of the severel* foundations of Western Christendom, our present form of dominant Social Organization, is the Parsonal,

by PartisanZ April 11, 2022


Griffin Parsons

A skinny white boy who can NOT take no for an answer. πŸ™„ Welcome to loser town!!!!!! πŸ’ ♀️Hater!!! πŸ˜’πŸ˜€πŸ˜‘

Griffin Parsons did you hack into my alt sonic Hater?
Griffin: NO!!!! 😑😑😀🀬

by mikelover701 February 21, 2024


split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

by QuacksO August 8, 2018