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He is mean to his siblings but is known to be a good friend, crushes anything that is competitive, and is a girl magnet.
"Patrick is the best boyfriend ever"......
" are you sure cause last time I checked he is the WORST brother ever ."
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Patrick is a sexy legend with a huge penis and great in bed. He pleases all the girls sexually and when girls hear his name they get wet he is very humble and has great hair. He only likes girls not men or transgenders
Wow he’s so sexy
He must be a Patrick
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A sexy boy who likes to eat pie and has a cheeky dog called Flambambony. He likes big tummys because it means they have food and he likes food. All the girls love him and nibble his nose
Billybob: 'Oh my gosh, it's God!'
Tillytot: 'No, that's Patrick. But their sexiness is easily mistaken'
Billybob: 'WOAH!'
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1. A cute, loveable, sweet, man hunk that if you ever let go of, you'll regret.
2. One of the sweetest gay gingers you'll ever meet
3. The type of gay guy that everyone is shocked when he comes out of the closet, despite showing hundreds of signs, which causes more girls to ask him out than usual.
4. Type of guy that every girl and guy loves to flirt with. Half the time, he's oblivious. It makes it so much fun, because he's so much more cute that way!
5. Irish and likely Scottish name, commonly given to males. A Saint has this name.
1. Jack: I think Patrick just broke up with me....
Lorraine: Really? Boy, you lost a damn nice piece of ass!
2. 3. Audrey: I wish Patrick was straight, I mean, he's so sweet!
Patricia: He's gay? My god, how'd that happen?
Rory: Patricia, it's like he tells everyone, "He's always been gay"
Audrey: Time to add that to the list of girls that think Patrick's straight
2. 3. 4. Jasmine: I just flirted with Patrick!
Adam: Really, how did it go?
Jasmine: He thought I was just being friendly.
Adam: How so?
Jasmine: When I tried to kiss him, he told me he just wants to be friends.
Adam: Why? You're a great girl!
Jasmine: He told me he's gay...
Adam: Really? I better go get some of that!
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The sweetest guy in the world. All the girls want him because he's just that awesome. He doesn't have to fight them off because his girlfriend does it for him. Is often associated with Patrick Star from Spongebob.
Sally: OMG! your boyfriend is such a patrick!
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Cocky as hell.
Really nice tho...
Sometimes annoying.
And really funny (sometimes.)
Girl 1: Wow, that Patrick is SO Cocky.
Girl 2: Yeah, but hes really funny!
Girl 1: I know! We should SO go out.
Girl 2: I wanna go out with him too!
Girl 1: Bitch, Back off!
Patrick: Ladies, ladies... I already have a girl, her name is Jasmine.
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