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Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”
FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard
Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
An alcoholic who is a politician.
I just saw Les Patterson in his Volvo.
The chad. The GOAT. The absolute expert at removing pussies from your WoW guild.
Patterson: "This is honestly the first interaction I've had with you in three days."
A person which can be defined as reliably unreliable.
Example: You can rely on a person bail out of a plan or event at the very last second.
Hannah probly won't be coming tonight. She's a Patterson through and through
A 6’2 buff man with a 8 meter defeater. He’ll pull any girl he sees
Omg is that Eamon Patterson?