Oscar Payne is a bitch. If there is someone who u hate, they r a βOscar Payneβ
Ooo r u in beef wiv them?βyeh theyβre an Oscar Payne
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A guy From a boy into a Man, that that has always "had it going on!". He is a general bad-ass in most aspects. Is somewhat godlike in bed. He also is very versatile. Wild Card. Definitely head-strong. Although it is difficult to earn his love, Thomas loves like people want and need to be loved. Especially when that person is the female version of equal if not much higher prowess. This "One Person" Is named "Makayla LeeAnn Wilson". Thomas loves her with all he has to love with!!! β€οΈπππ
Thomas Payne is the fucking man!!
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A nasty ass fuckboy who gets it in the ass from his girlfriend Megan!
Ew! You look like a Bryce Payne!
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A man of unhumane power. He is most intellectual and is uncontrolled by any matter. He is the superior of Dan Poe, Steve Hepner, Kevin Bayly, Jimmy Parsons, and Andrew Royer.
WOW! What a great Shaun Payne.
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Liam Payne has a 10.2 inch cock
you never knew you needed that information but you do.
Liam Payne/One Direction stan in public:10.2!!
Everyone around them: ALL LIAM NO PAYNE
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Least recognized/ obsessed with One Direction member. Liam has the least number of dirty fan fictions written about him. He is normally found being a "good friend" or "leader of the group" or "most mature". There is a small fan base for Liam Payne led by tween girls and girls with low self esteem. Liam is has a taste for brunettes and is most likely to end up with an ex-prostitute who is only there for his money. If Liam wasn't a teenage billionaire, people would have a reason to feel bad for him.
Teenage Girl 1: I love Harry!
Teenage Girl 2: I love Louis!
Teenage Girl 3: I love Niall!
Teenage Girl 4: I love Zayn!
Tween Girl: I love Liam Payne!
Teenage Girls: Oh honey, you're new to this, aren't you?
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Daddy direction! His music is good and deserves more streams. If you don't listen to Payno what are you doing in you life? He was apart of the biggest boyband on the planet (One Direction) and went on to release an album and a single with Dixie D'amelio. Everybody should listen to his music because he has amazing vocals. He also co-wrote many amazing 1D songs like Better than Words and Diana!
(his career kinda went *flop* after 1D tbh)
Person 1: Have you heard of Liam Payne?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the guy who heavily contributed to One Directions success?
Person 1: Yeah! That guy.
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