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the art of ejaculating with out penile stimuli
We were just making out and i got so excited that i pulled down my pants and peached in her direction.
I just peached a little
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i love my peach.
i miss my peach.
i want a peach.
i got a peach!
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The sexual act of sucking on a used tampon and spitting the liquid onto a girls face.
"last tuesday night, my uncle bob gave my aunt sandy the peach"
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A beautiful big woman who partially looks like Ariana Grande, but beware, she probably got HPV, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, Trichomoniasis, HIV, and Crabs. She loves to eat used tampons and her own shit. Follow her on Instagram @lovelypeachesmusicc100
Dude Peaches be lookin fine as hell, she even look like Ariana Grande, too bad she got so many STDs.
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It's a well defined (girls) ass
Man that Lana from Smallville has a peach
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Something Used To Describe Something Good, Or Pleasurable, A Film, Feelin, Situation
Dude: "Man, The First Hour Of Full Metal Jacket Rules."
Me: "Nah, It's All Peaches."
Shithead: "Sorry I Had Sex With Your Ex."
Me: "It's All Peaches, She Had Crabs Anyway."
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int. of or pertaining to a peach situation. (1)
adj. a "peach" situation. one in which the scenario presents an outcome that is less than desirable. (2) The outcome is favorable to the opposing immoral side. The outcome is one of a 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' case. (3)
(1) Rebecca: You took my seat you spasti.
Julian: Peach!
(2) Jordain: I don't think I'm going to do well on my test, I
didn't study that much.
Cesar: Peach!
(3) A.J.: I F^@%ed my teacher and she's now pregnant.
Christian: Total Peach situation.
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