Minor Attracted Person/persons

Minor Attracted persons or, MAPs is an umbrella term that includes all minor attracted persons instead of just pedophiles, the full list is, infantophile (someone who is attracted to infants under 5yo), pedophile (someone who is attracted to prepubescent children), hebephile (someone who is attracted to pubescent children), ephebophile (someone who is attracted to post-pubescent children). After that they can be broken down into 2 categories, the first and much better is NOMAP or anti-c's who are against sexual or romantic interaction with children, then the pro-c's these are the rapists.

"I think that David is a MAP" MAP is an acronym for Minor Attracted Person/Persons

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Personal

A Philly term for your main girl/wifey

A female that's only yours and your not sharing .

Friend 1 "Yo bro that's your Jawn ?"

Friend 2 "Yeah bro that's my personal "

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This is business; not personal.

This is business; not personal. — “THIS IS BUSINESS, NOT PERSONAL”, is perhaps the most seminal teaching; and, the most valuable lesson taken from the movie The Godfather. The rule foreshadowed the coming age where corporations would be considered as people and the lives of individuals would be over shadowed by the need for a corporation to continue unobstructed.

One aspect of this teaching is urging a warrior or a holy man (see Godfather 3) never to lose his or her objectivity when faced with facts.

Another aspect of this teaching — which is somewhat ironic — is that a “business decision” is always “personal” to someone. And, if you ever woke up in a bed beside a severed horses head; or, been machine gunned while pinned in a New Jersey toll booth; then the personal aspect of “business decisions” would be crystal clear.

This rule also come into sharp relief if you have ever been replaced by a machine or a non-union worker who will work for less money than you would.

It’s hard to believe that with a of the people who quote both Scarface and The Godfather, this sentence has not found its way into The Urban Dictionary in the year before 2023 C.E. That said I offer it here — and my offering is strictly business and not personal.

Amazon just replaced thousands of individual human employees with computer automation and scanners; but, This is business; not personal.

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mummified person

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

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If…were a person

“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.

If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.

Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.

Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”

If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.

If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.

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Person of Camouflage

An inclusive term used to refer to members of the the military.

Commonly abbreviated as "POC" by media outlets.

Her: America needs more POC in politics,
Me: I definitely agree. The last person of camouflage on a major party's presidential ticket was John McCain in 2008.

Person 4

The person that literally nobody ever uses in examples, More uncommon than {person 3}, possibly never seen before

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: sample text
Person 3: Did you just say sample text?
*person 1 and person 2 stare at person 3*
Person 4: What's u-
*person 4 dies of a heart attack*