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Light Petting

It is the less intense version of petting and hard petting. So the thing you do when you are still to uncomfortable to do actual petting. This includes giving each other massages, hair stroking, and kisses along the neck and face.

We both agreed that we weren’t readyt for anything too sexual yet. So we decided to do some light petting instead.

by Hey_that.not.allowed_kid May 2, 2019


Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2010


pet tax

Displaying your animal companion on a video call after they are referenced, seen in the background, or seen off-camera. Paying the pet tax is common video call courtesy.

After Wesley's dog Fifi was heard borking off-camera, we all demanded he pay the pet tax and put her in his lap so we could see what a good gurl she is.

by ExitTheHandbasket July 22, 2021


Pet the Shark

"Petting the shark" refers to giving a woman a hand-job. This is due to the fact that at most aquarium shark petting tanks, they require you to pet a shark with the first and middle finger, the same two fingers used to finger your girlfriend.

Side Note: A woman's vagina also closely resembles that of a sharks brain, doubling the connotation.

Yeah, I'm totally about to pet the shark.

by smashuri November 2, 2010


pet the tuba

when one rubs the taint towards the anus. This happens usually once or twice during every solstice.

While on vacation in Prague, Ralph let the little gypsy boy pet the tuba.

by Narwhal563 April 22, 2008


stealth-pet

Petting a stranger's dog without permission before the stranger notices; a fun activity to do when you're bored in the park

Dude! I totally just stealth-pet that Portuguese Water Dog; I just walked right by it, petted without asking, and then ran before its owner noticed! What a rush!

by BraiNerd October 25, 2009


pet the pickle

Slang term for masturbation.

John was horny and felt the need to pet the pickle.

by djkrap May 21, 2010