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a little shit in french.
geeks use it to swear at each other while sounding smart (ish) or just the french.
tu est une petit merde! meaning you are a little shit.
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It is when a guy has a microscopic pp
Girl: “Omg did you see Kevin’s petite pee pee?!”
Her friend: “yea ik it’s so small”
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It refers to a woman passing out after having a powerful orgasm.
Meg: Riley, where have you been? The partys over.
Riley: I've been in the guest bedroom, Jason over there gave me La Petit Mort.
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Shes more daddy than all the daddies combined. The REAL slim shady. The raddest of the baddest. The cats meow. The main bish. Probably has a bigger package than you.
“Le Petit Macaron? She’s more daddy than Cole Sprouse”
When you ask for the same bottle of wine/béer/any alcool
Talking to a bartender: can you bring me La petite soeur (the little sister)
The french nomenclatre for lil jon, a crazy member of the african american race. le petit jean is rreeeeeeaaaalll nice like cheese or a michael weis named ma-wa-POOOOOOOTT-sa. yea what and so on
OH D!!!! I just got crunk cause i'm listening to le petit jean and smoking crack at thesame time
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Viral euphemism for penis dick main vein johnson willy cock schlong popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the FCC
I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.
Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle
Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?
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