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964 Pinocchio

The weirdest japanese movie ever

Person one: dude have you seen 964 Pinocchio?
Person two: yeah, that shits weird

by IHasEars! August 15, 2022


Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila

by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013


Pinocchio

The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.

Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.

Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig

My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.

I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.

by Penguinsamongus October 7, 2023


Pinocchio

A girl or guy that has a really big nose, either because of genes, or because they lie too much. Other word for them can be: Pino, Pinocone, Pinny, Big Nose, Liar Liar, Big Ass Genes 🤥

Yo Pinocchio help me out?

Yo Pino stop lieing!

Your such a liar, it shows you know?!

Yo Pinny get it reduced when your older a'ite?

Hey Big Nose, what smells?

Yao got big ass genes!

**People we use them against are Bella, Lacey and Miss Wilks

by The Real Mr. Hegarty 📖 August 21, 2022


Pinocchio

Shaving eyes into your pubic hair and whenever you have an erection, you accept that you’re lying to yourself and you are actually attracted to the other sex.

I’m confused sexually after listening to my Pinocchio.

by Ye ole cuckler May 6, 2021


Pinocchio

1. A person with autism or other neurodiverse condition.

So called because just like Pinocchio they'll never be a real boy.

This Pinocchio keeps staring at me.

by LemonySnickets November 2, 2022


Pinocchio

A lying prick that shoves his nose up his ass every night

E.g. yo your such a Pinocchio

by Landskyver January 25, 2022