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Ass Pisser

One who urinates out of their anus. Also includes those who spew unbelievable amounts of bullshit, either promoting themselves or tearing down others. Highly offensive term.

(insert name of prick here) (Tyler Staley) is an Ass Pisser.

by Ninjow October 28, 2011

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leanback pisser

someone who undertakes the premeditated act of pissing in another persons mailbox and regulates the flow by pinchingoff and releasing the "hose"

dude your neighbour is pole smoker therefore i think his mailbox needs a visit from the leanback pisser

by mr postman pat March 31, 2010

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shit pisser

When a man suddenly has the urge to take his usual trip to the can and expects urine to swim out of his dong only to realize he totally just crapped out of his dick. This unusual and uncommon disorder was first discovered by the great king of Zherklabala, Gharlk when he was in the middle of boning his Queen then needed to take a whizz. Next thing he knew he just crapped out of his palm pilot.

shit pisser is an example of hysterical sickness.

by Shit Pisser Fanatic January 8, 2009

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party pisser

A person who accidentally pisses themselvs at a party.

: Did you see Hannah pissing herself at the party yesterday?

: Yeah, she's a party pisser

by A non party pisser. September 2, 2020


Pisser offerer

Title given to someone with the job/ task of pissing someone off; to make someone angry to a certain extent

I am the pisser offerer in this deal, if I piss you off I win

by Golfclubs2neat May 12, 2022


Awaiting pisser

When you have gone on cars ride for 3 hours plus each trip and you like damn boi gotta piss so bad.

Guy 1: What's that weird dance that guy over there's doing?
Guy 2: Oh, don't mind him. He's just an awaiting pisser.

by SkirtingFish65 July 24, 2019


spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.

Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."

by Dr. Centaur June 1, 2015