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a big, hot 'n' heavy article of healing that most people assume is for broken bones. In reality, it is something to be worn on your right leg to the knee for four months after surgery when you've taken out a garbage back with a huge piece of broken glass in it, banged said garbage bag into your leg, and severed your achilles tendon (and have to miss all the swimming for the entire summer). You will recognize a 'plaster cast' by the painting on it of a small little dachshund known as kira.
Jerk on the street: Hey, nice plaster cast - I can tell by the kira painting. But why the hell are you wearing that heavy artwork all summer long?
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The lesbian version of dick drunk.
"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."
To be so shitfaced drunk that your non compliant and totally in the clouds of what’s happening around you and on the brink of puking everywhere nonstop
I’m fucking plastered keep it on.
To be so shitfaced drunk that you can barely make sense of what’s happening around you.
For Christ sake lad, I’m plastered now am I.
An adjective meaning really fuckin drunk and or high
Damn that lady is fuckin plastered
when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol
“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m ducking plastered right now”
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