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when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol
“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m ducking plastered right now”
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when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol
“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m fucking plastered man”
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The lesbian version of dick drunk.
"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."
Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!
My grandpa was such a plaster.
(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task
1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry
The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.
"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."