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A pleasure calendar is similar to an advent calendar, in the sense that each day during the run-up to Christmas, the person to whom the calendar belongs will open a door with a number that corresponds with the date. Only, unlike an advent calendar, the pleasure calendar is commonly given between couples as a way to treat the other person with acts of intimacy or sexual relations. One person will buy the calendar and write down small treats for their partner on paper (e.g. shoulder massage, bathe together, cuddle), which they will place inside the calendar. Then, when the person who owns the calendar opens the door for that day, they will take out the slip of paper and are able to use that piece of paper as a coupon of some sort. They can either choose to use it on the day they receive it, or save up their 'coupons' and use multiple in one day.
(Pleasure calendars are hand-made, not available in stores. Those who give them as gifts will either buy an advent calendar and replace the chocolate with paper slips, buy a blank calendar that allows them to insert whatever they wish, or make the whole thing from scratch.)
Example of things you might find written in a pleasure calendar:
- 'Partner will cook dinner'
- 'Cuddle on couch'
- 'Shoulder massage'
- 'Take a bath together'
Example of a pleasure calendar being given:
Nate: "Baby, I bought you a pleasure calendar."
Roxy: "Wow, thanks!"
December 1st - Roxy opens the calendar to find a slip of paper that reads 'Cuddle session'
when someone gives you pleasure in the butt
Tonight i am going to give Anna some butthole pleasures
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The opposite of 'pain in the ass'
Something that is hassle-free and, in some instances, moderately enjoyable.
"I had to return these shoes I bought online and they gave me a full refund, no questions asked. What a pleasure in the ass."
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(noun): A group of no less than 5 men (or women w/ strap-on) form a circle, connecting through penetration of the anus, and don't stop until everyone has reached orgasm.
Optional, but highly recommended: Perform Pleasure Circle while listening to Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne.
Last night, Brad, Josh, Patrick, Blake, Christina, Noah, Stephanie and I got into a Pleasure Circle. It was the best/worst experience of our lives. I loved it, but my anus hated it. 10/10 would do again.
Did you see those fags last night in that Pleasure Circle? It was awesome! Best party ever!!!
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Fully aware that your current partner has an STD, such as syphilis, you say "fuck it she's hot" and screw the shit out of her anyway.
A week ago John had some Burning Pleasure with this chick he met at a bar, now he has herpes.
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1. A male sex organ, normally erect, that is to be thrust into any warm oraphace.
Please, let me fondle your pleasure stick!
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n.
to describe a certain substance or activity a person enjoys, and often practises, while said person morally believed or is informed that the substance or activity is abnormal, improper or incorrect.
See more at: guilt, guilty, pleasure
Under some common believes, licking whipped cream from the body of their partners, anonymous sex, watersport, and basically anything involved with sexual activities, can be considered as guilty pleasures to some, while the rest just fucking do it.
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