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21st century poet

A nerdacious attempt to spit bars whilst their vocabulary is most likely limited to irrational numbers, functions, binary/hex etc. Their verses are either simple with no thematic value or ten tiers beyond humility, the typical result of logic dominant brain activity. Bars barely rhyme, but on the dime.

"Do you like nerds?"
"It's the shit, kids releasing their grip on ordinary satchels of sherbet and that jank jaw dropped in awe"
"mate, you're a 21st Century Poet"

by DaRealBdizzle February 6, 2016


Poets Morning

Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.

Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.

by Captain Yobbo July 1, 2022


soldier poet king

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

by luz necead July 28, 2023


Gay Poet

A gay poet is one who is very silly, feels attraction to people of the same gender, and enjoys poetry.

Gay Poets are very awesome sauce individuals.

Person 1: “You know that guy?”

Person 2: “The one who likes men, poetry, and is very silly?”

Person 1: “Yeah, he’s definitely a gay poet.”

by Jötun February 20, 2024


Halfwit Poet

pro fortnite gamer, has multiple fortnite girlfriends, is married to Christopher 4life and has the best music taste known to man.

that guy has such a humongous johnson, I bet his name is halfwit poet

by Halfwitpoet October 11, 2021


Cryptographik Street Poets

Cryptographik Street Poets is an Underground Rap Group from Shillong comprising of members Prophet Of Esoterical Metaphors P.O.E.M. and Grey Jaw Ripper.

Cryptographik Street Poets latest banger made me want to slice my neighbor up and feed him to my dogs.

by prophetcsp August 16, 2015


Poet's Row

A series of apartment buildings on Sherman street named after poets in Denver's Capitol Hill neighborhood. (The Thomas Carlyle, the Louisa May-Alcott, the Emily Dickinson, the Mark Twain, etc...) Most buildings were built in the 1920's and have art-deco architecture and no parking. Which is fine, because they are mostly occupied by hipsters who ride bikes.

I wanted to live downtown, but LoDo is too douchy and I can only afford like $500 a month in rent, so I moved to Poet's Row.

by Shermanandthirteenth February 4, 2010