This is when your mouth carries on talking and your brain stops hi kings and shot just keeps falling out , porridge orrisge
I'm gunna eat more porridge orridge oh shit that just kept on falling out
To make love in a particularly oaty way.
See "Fruit syrup" as an extention.
"Man, we made porridge oats last night!"
"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"
The vile smegma found deep within the bowels of your remnant maternal birthing tether. Resembles porridge.
Make sure you wash all your Orifice’s to prevent bellybutton porridge from accumulating
The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
Crazy Guy, loves cocaïne and his mother Liesbeth. Lives in leather pants.
Gerry Porridge had shit his pants again.
Bill dripped love porridge on Monica's dress, leaving a stain of global proportions.
Hot love {porridge }
The art of spraying the toilet bowl with diarrhea
Man I was at this party the other night and was busting to piss but someone had left a fresh bowl of Dutchman's porridge in there so I just pee'd in the corner and left