Port Orange

A small city located in the butt crack of Daytona Beach; Also associated with having nothing to do; Boredom

Pat: Hey man, let's go do something.

Tony: Dude, we live in Port Orange.

Pat: Tru dat

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meat port

Any orifice on a male or female able to accept a penetrating organ or object. (eg. mouth, vagina, anus, folds of flab on a fatty, etc)

Generally used by fucktards who work in computer related professions.

"Hey Milton, check out the meat ports on Leon. I sure would enjoy giving him a chili dog with everything on it!"

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Port Richey

A city slightly north of the Tourist Attraction Clearwater, in Florida, Port Richey is filled with the sewage run off of people that couldn't quite make it. Though not all citizens of Port Richey are helpless drug addled losers with nothing going on, they account for more than half of the population. Port Richey is a wonderful wasteland, where the majority of arrests go to Walmart Thefts, and the second highest goes to Narcotics Possession. Where there are more hotels for the exchange of paid sex than there are actual hotels, Port Richey should be avoided at all costs.

Dave: Hey man, did you hear that Port Richey is getting a Pro Team?
Scott: No way, what's their name gonna be?
Dave: The Port Richey Pillheads

Scott: Hey man, you know where I can trade some of these Vicodins for Sexual Favors?
Dave: Dude, just head up Highway 19 until the Sun stops shining, then find a hotel that looks abandoned.

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port-a-hottie

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

Port Louis

The capital of Mauritius, an island country of Africa.

Person 1: So, do you wanna go to Africa?
Person 2: Where in Africa?
Person 1: Should we go to Victoria, it’s the capital of Seychelles.
Person 2: Nah, we should go to Port Louis. I heard that Mauritius is safer than Seychelles.

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Port Huron

A place where all the drug dealers are, Where all the fights are , where the big booty bitches are and some flat booty bitches are, where most of the kids there are on probation.

John : Did you hear about Joe he has that ounce of gorilla glue

Josh: No way he must be from port Huron

port richmond

-the second shittiest place on staten island

-6,000 delis

-ralph’s and deninos are basically the only nice places

-everybody zoned for port change they address on the high school application so they can go to wagner

-every kid either went to 51, 72 or 27
-everyone who doesn’t live on the north shore thinks there’s gangs and drugs

“im moving to port richmond”
“why, it’s a shitty area”