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During intercourse, just before ejaculation, the woman bites the head of the mans penis.
She gave me a Portland Walrus during our make-up sex, it left marks!
the best motherfucking city in the world. where you can live, eat, play, and fuck, within a 5 mile radius. portland maine is the OG portland. the munjoy hill district is possibly the best place to hang out. EVAR. oregon stole portland from us, because they couldn't come up with their own fucking name. those ore-fags.
dude, portland, maine is THE shit. like, fo realz.
To abstain from all drugs with the exception of MUSHROOMS.
Did you hear about Jack? He gave up drinking and went full on Portland Sober!
its when you boof (shove up your butthole) alot of medication in a row. like you trying to trip balls but you also want your birth control to hit u real hard.
yeah i had to take 5 pills this morning but since i was already boofing X figured i'd just portland pillbox 'em all.
“Police have received information that some of the milkshakes thrown today during the demonstration contained quick-drying cement. We are encouraging anyone hit with a substance today to report it to police.”
-Portland Police
“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin
When your cock gets harder than a turnbuckle
I was laying some portland concrete at my girlfriend steves house yesterday.
Smoking pot and drinking coffee
Let's keep it mellow tonight with a Portland speedball.