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fail is the usual you did something stupid, fail.
pothead fail is when you forget something obvious that may or may not be important.
"Did anyone bring a lighter?"
"no..."
"pothead fail"
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This is a book that appears briefly in Scary Movie 2. Christopher Kennedy Masterson gives it to the main funny bitch in school one day saying something like hey you dropped this. DUH you morons.
harry pothead is a fake book seen briefly in scary movie 2
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when a pothead trows a fit over having little to no weed and cant wait a minute for re-up in that mode he/her says words like random bad words looks for fights to yell stuff at and if dealer fails he/her will trow a even bigger tantrum.
my bro trow pothead tantrum over wanting the high grade weed
whenever you want to get high but your missing one of three key components: bud, bowl, fire. No matter what two you do have, missing one will leave you fucked.
-"Hey I got a new bong, lets get stoned!"
-"Hell yeah! I got a new lighter!"
-"I don't have any weed..."
-"Neither do I..."
-(together) "well fuck!!"
potheads dilemma
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Urban and more realistic version of harry potter. Also known as Horny Pothead, he smokes pot, drinks and flies, and shags girls while wearing his "Anti-babymaking Coat". Uses wand as Bong. Also is Fucking Emo.
Current bounty: $500,000.
Appeared in many autobiographies:
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Crackheads
Harry Pothead and the Prisoner from Afghan
Harry Pothead and the Goblet You Desire
Harry Pothead and the Half-Stoned Prince
Horny Pothead: GOD I AM SO EMO.... (sobbing quietly)
Ronald Gaysley: wanna have emo sex harry pothead?
horny pothead: god u know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!
(EXPLICIT CONTENT)
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one who can roll a blunt with one hand while driving your moms car without a drivers license and dont give a fuck
me Alex Cone A.K.A stoner coner
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Hari Pothead is an unfortunate orphan who grew up to be a dope addict with some pretty serious delusions about being a wizard and all. His addiction left him with a serious head injury and an ugly scar on the forehead.
When he is not high, he is sweeping the streets, and when no one is looking, he likes to get nasty with the broomstick. He tried to be a snake-charmer when he realised his charm never worked on the ladies. Unfortunately the only snake that did not bite him (Nagini), left him for his sworn enemy after she explained that she was NOT a woman in disguise.
dude...you gotta slow down with the grass...you don't want to end up getting sorcerer stoned like Harry Pothead
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