Powder Face

When a girl (or guy) wears too much make-up. Making it obvious that she/he spent 40 minutes applying her BB cream, MAC concealer, "natural" Cover Girl foundation, and translucent powder finish. Followed by dark/noticeable eyeshadow and "ultra volume" mascara. Making everyone shocked and disturbed when it's time to take the make-up off, exposing their terrible complexion and TRUE appearance.

Guy 1: DUDE, LOOK AT THAT CHICK!

Guy 2: Ew, she's a Powder Face dude, that's gross.

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Playoff Powder

A reference to cocaine. Only to be used when it's getting late and you need that extra push to keep going.

Tim: I think I need to hit the "batting cages" (code for bathroom), I'm running out of juice here.

Joe: Don't worry, I just got some Playoff Powder. We're taking this all the way to the championship game tonight.

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powdered milkstamp

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.

Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.

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pimp powder

Pimp powder is the fake substance used by pimps to slap hoes

Pimp: Where's my money
Hoe: well uhh ?!!?
Pimp: hit me
* shake shake *
* SLAP *

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Powdered Yarmulke

Getting banged from behind in a small area (closet, foyer, panty) so hard the receivers head goes through the wall leaving a white crown upon the head resembling a yarmulke.

I was banging this chick so hard in my pantry, when her head went through the sheet rock she had a powdered yarmulke.

dragon powder

Magical white dust that turns the user into a beast or just sobers you up if you have been drinking. Known to the common man by the name cocaine.

Yo brother hook me up with a line of that dragon powder, I wanna fuckin RAGE!

Flair Powder

The white powder that makes Ric Flair go WHOOOOOOO!!!

You snorted all my Flair powder!