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The mark that is left by someone(usually male)who has a dirty asshole when they sit naked on something.
Damn! I was blowing Henry and when he got up there was a man print on my bed.
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the pattern that a vulva makes when pressed against a surface. As each fingerprint is unique, so is each vulva-print.
The police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her vulva-print. The quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect's vulva made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. After taking the vulva-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her vulva, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined labia-majora and a trim labia-minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid's petals) was identified.
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The result after kicking the victim so forcefully up one's anal cavity that after being withdrawn the foot would be covered in fecal matter... Imediately after which you kick the victim in the face leaving a undesirable "poop print".
Shut your mouth or I'll give you a poop print; or I got in a fight with my sister and she poop printed me.
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When a female gently presses her anus against a man's face.
I went on a date with that mycologist last night and I gave him a spore print.
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Always read the fine print. You think you ar buying a pack of cocain, but you DIDN'T READ THE FINE PRINT, and it turns out your buying 50 pounds of dry wall.
"Hey i just bought 50 pounds of dry wall!"
"you should've read the fine print you faggot."
"But its cocain want some?"
"THIS IS FUCKING DRY WALL YOU SLUT!"
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An amazing song by The Starting Line. One of their most underrated songs, betting shoved out of the spotlight in favor of crap like Best Of Me and Bedroom Talk.
Person 1: So, I walked into my girlfriend's house and there she was with some other guy! For revenge, I spilled all her secrets on the web.
Person 2: Quit lying, that's the opening to Cut! Print It.
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The act of imprinting your penis on a foggy car window.
Adam mushroom printed his window when some girls pulled up beside him.
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