When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt
John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe
When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.
Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM
(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling
having aliens put a hoopa joop in your ass, which makes a satellite come out of your ass, being under alien control, and fart fire.
Get Obliterate, destroy, defeat, with a sprinkle of “get good noob!!” and “ez clap”
Typically used after epic 123 headshots. Usually typed too but idc up to you. Also, used primarily in gaming.
*Gets 5 headshots*
(Headshotter typed in chat): Get probed!
When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance
Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
The act of tethering when carried out by 2 males.
I met another sub-guy the other night, so we went back to his for a spot of combat probing.