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Got Probed

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When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

by stronerbigboner April 21, 2017


anal probe

having aliens put a hoopa joop in your ass, which makes a satellite come out of your ass, being under alien control, and fart fire.

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

by TBIL July 13, 2023


Probe

Prove it

Please probe it to me.

by Wis45 November 24, 2022


Probe

Get Obliterate, destroy, defeat, with a sprinkle of “get good noob!!” and “ez clap
Typically used after epic 123 headshots. Usually typed too but idc up to you. Also, used primarily in gaming.

*Gets 5 headshots*
(Headshotter typed in chat): Get probed!

by Ambird19 February 14, 2021


certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 February 25, 2016


the vajalien probe

The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.

Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.

by toddbuster October 22, 2015


Combat probing

The act of tethering when carried out by 2 males.

I met another sub-guy the other night, so we went back to his for a spot of combat probing.

by Clyde_en_Marland April 10, 2019